Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Michael wrote:
I invent my own jokes so don't try to search for them lol
That is one way of making a joke of everyhting ...
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Re: Joke of the day
yeah xD
hmm, I wonder if SA are already sick of number jokes(after seeing 2 of mines lol )... but... here I go:
My counter on Swat is now 007, yeah, I'm Bond... James Bo.. wait.. nah nevermind, sry Bond(Mellon) ! *sigh
hmm, I wonder if SA are already sick of number jokes(after seeing 2 of mines lol )... but... here I go:
My counter on Swat is now 007, yeah, I'm Bond... James Bo.. wait.. nah nevermind, sry Bond(Mellon) ! *sigh
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Re: Joke of the day
looking at the counter on here, 717 hmm, I see nothing to say.
But, looking at the number below... hmm 21, hmm my age !
Joke Nr 5 of the day :
42 is the answer of life, existance and everything... I'm halfway to it, the infinite knowledge as I'm 21.
But don't have false hopes !! Even if you are already 42 yo, it's nearly sure that you don't have the infinite knowledge, as your soul might still be 18 yo or less But if I go the way I went until now, I will understand the infinite by then, I guess >_>
But, looking at the number below... hmm 21, hmm my age !
Joke Nr 5 of the day :
42 is the answer of life, existance and everything... I'm halfway to it, the infinite knowledge as I'm 21.
But don't have false hopes !! Even if you are already 42 yo, it's nearly sure that you don't have the infinite knowledge, as your soul might still be 18 yo or less But if I go the way I went until now, I will understand the infinite by then, I guess >_>
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Re: Joke of the day
I hope the SA Pub allows double posting, while it's not too often O.o
but you are giving me no choice, I don't edit something half a day old
Joke Story of the day:
Michael: "Ok, I just posted on here... now..." *clicks my own toolbar's button of "Unread threads"
The Swat Portal: *halt icon* There are no results for your search. "
Michael: "Ahh, now I can go sleep" *accidentally presses the mouse, reclicking on "Unread Threads"
The Swat Portal: 4 threads reported
Michael: "Oh well..." *clicks thread nr 1*
but you are giving me no choice, I don't edit something half a day old
Joke Story of the day:
Michael: "Ok, I just posted on here... now..." *clicks my own toolbar's button of "Unread threads"
The Swat Portal: *halt icon* There are no results for your search. "
Michael: "Ahh, now I can go sleep" *accidentally presses the mouse, reclicking on "Unread Threads"
The Swat Portal: 4 threads reported
Michael: "Oh well..." *clicks thread nr 1*
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Re: Joke of the day
Now that's funny right dere!
AGE WARNING! YES, I'M LOOKING AT YOU, FUD!
AGE WARNING! YES, I'M LOOKING AT YOU, FUD!
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- What do you do with 365 used condoms?
Melt them into a tire and call it a good year!
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Re: Joke of the day
@Mike : for invented jokes that is ok.
@RAIDEN : hilarious !!!
@SEQAN : so is yours m8 !!!
@RAIDEN : hilarious !!!
@SEQAN : so is yours m8 !!!
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Re: Joke of the day
@Arrow: the last post was a Joke Story not a joke :O the previous ones were jokes xD
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Weasels
Cigarettes are like weasels. Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and try to set fire to it.
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Re: Joke of the day
Lol... Good one Riebens
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Re: Joke of the day
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I have everybody. Internet: Without me you all are nothing. Electricity: And i'm the grand daddy of them all so shut yer traps...
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Re: Joke of the day
7 Signs that Winnie the Pooh Characters are on drugs:
1 - Eeyore the donkey doesn't care about anything, has slow reactions, and lack of motivation: MARIJUANA
2 - Piglet is afraid of everything and is paranoid of constantly being chased: ROCK
3 - Rabbit gets into everyones business and constantly needs everything: COCAINE
4 - Tigger can't calm down, bounces all the time, and is never tired: ECSTACY
5 - Pooh loves sweets and has the wildest imagination: LSD
6 - Christopher Robin can talk to animals:MUSHROOMS
7 - Owl is always there to help anyone who needs it: DEALER
1 - Eeyore the donkey doesn't care about anything, has slow reactions, and lack of motivation: MARIJUANA
2 - Piglet is afraid of everything and is paranoid of constantly being chased: ROCK
3 - Rabbit gets into everyones business and constantly needs everything: COCAINE
4 - Tigger can't calm down, bounces all the time, and is never tired: ECSTACY
5 - Pooh loves sweets and has the wildest imagination: LSD
6 - Christopher Robin can talk to animals:MUSHROOMS
7 - Owl is always there to help anyone who needs it: DEALER
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Re: Joke of the day
Is today's joke this new header ???
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Re: Joke of the day
i'm close to taking offense to thatRiebens wrote:Is today's joke this new header ???
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Re: Joke of the day
That was cruel :O
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Re: Joke of the day
HAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: Joke of the day
ouch, i just woke up and, damn, what have i been smoking to think it was looking good ??? i wanted something a little more, i mean less, i mean i'll change it later today. time to fly in space !
and joke of the day : "can i have a nother blueberry muffin daddy?", says my little boy. then he makes the puss'n'boots eyes - "pleaseeeee?".
Damn i hate those eyes....
and joke of the day : "can i have a nother blueberry muffin daddy?", says my little boy. then he makes the puss'n'boots eyes - "pleaseeeee?".
Damn i hate those eyes....
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Re: Joke of the day
lol, irresistible eyes huh ?
by the way, don't you want to use the CF toolbar's Crossfire logo ? the one at Players Online Status page, you can screenshot it and reuse it.
I think the flame effect of the X, at least, is improved
by the way, don't you want to use the CF toolbar's Crossfire logo ? the one at Players Online Status page, you can screenshot it and reuse it.
I think the flame effect of the X, at least, is improved
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Re: Joke of the day
For all our US friends ....
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Re: Joke of the day
good one Raiden !!!
Question :
What's purple and waves at you moving upwards or downwards ?
Question :
What's purple and waves at you moving upwards or downwards ?
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