Joke of the day
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Snake
FANTA5M1C
Trinity
Fuffud
Michael
Horizon
Ryleous Arkane (SA_ORION)
Snow
sa_admin
[gT]Griffin
Loyal
Riebens
inflkt
Faaby
Seqan
Raiden
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Re: Joke of the day
but its a good one ^_^
Mozzi.- Lt. Commander
- Number of posts : 319
Age : 36
Character RP Name : Nicholas 'Noka' Mozzi
Callsign : Mozzi
Registration date : 2013-01-14
Character sheet
Name: Nicholas 'Noka' Mozzi
Callsign: MOZZI
Assigned Unit: Training Academy
Raiden- Captain
- Number of posts : 435
Age : 43
Character RP Name : Raiden Caprica
Callsign : SA_RAIDEN
Registration date : 2011-04-10
Character sheet
Name: Raiden Caprica
Callsign: SA_RAIDEN
Assigned Unit: -none-
Re: Joke of the day
Nice One
Abdo Knight- Ensign
- Number of posts : 66
Age : 31
Character RP Name : Abdo Knight
Callsign : Knight
Registration date : 2013-01-06
Character sheet
Name: Abdo Knight
Callsign: KNIGHT
Assigned Unit: Retired
Re: Joke of the day
Bahhahahahaha!
Why did the Snail want an "S" on his car?
So when he drove by people would say, "Look at that 's' car go".
Escargot = a disch of cooked land snails. Pronounced "s-car-go"
(joke explanation for all non-english speaking memebers)
Why did the Snail want an "S" on his car?
So when he drove by people would say, "Look at that 's' car go".
Escargot = a disch of cooked land snails. Pronounced "s-car-go"
(joke explanation for all non-english speaking memebers)
Josh Sanders- Lieutenant
- Number of posts : 198
Age : 40
Character RP Name : Josh Sanders
Callsign : ROOSTER
Registration date : 2014-01-10
Character sheet
Name: Josh Sanders
Callsign: ROOSTER
Assigned Unit: Retired
Re: Joke of the day
A woman was on a Plane to go on holiday and her allocated seat happened to be next to a Colored man. After sitting down the women calls over the air hostess.
Woman: "Hello, I am sorry to ask but I do not feel right sitting next to this person to my left and I think that they are not very nice. Sometimes there are seats free in 1st class and I was wondering if you could check to see if there are any free seats there because I do not think it is good to sit next to someone who is not very nice and I do not very much like black people at all so if you could check that would be lovely as I do not want to sit next to this person"
Air Hostess: "Ok, Just let me check if there are any free 1st class seats and whether it is ok with the captain. I will be right back"
A little later the Air Hostess returns
Air Hostess: "The Captain says there are some free 1st Class seats available and you are absolutely right as it must be very horrible to be sat next to someone who is not very nice so Sir, Would you like to move with me to 1st Class?"
Woman: "Hello, I am sorry to ask but I do not feel right sitting next to this person to my left and I think that they are not very nice. Sometimes there are seats free in 1st class and I was wondering if you could check to see if there are any free seats there because I do not think it is good to sit next to someone who is not very nice and I do not very much like black people at all so if you could check that would be lovely as I do not want to sit next to this person"
Air Hostess: "Ok, Just let me check if there are any free 1st class seats and whether it is ok with the captain. I will be right back"
A little later the Air Hostess returns
Air Hostess: "The Captain says there are some free 1st Class seats available and you are absolutely right as it must be very horrible to be sat next to someone who is not very nice so Sir, Would you like to move with me to 1st Class?"
Fuffud- Captain
- Number of posts : 814
Age : 27
Character RP Name : Peter Kirkland
Callsign : SA_FUD
Registration date : 2010-06-01
Character sheet
Name: Peter Kirkland
Callsign: SA_FUD
Assigned Unit: Alpha_Wing
Re: Joke of the day
I'm going to get someone to do that to me lol.
Loyal- Commander
- Number of posts : 210
Age : 36
Character RP Name : OE-254 Loyal AI
Callsign : SA_LOYAL
Registration date : 2010-05-19
Character sheet
Name: OE-254 MKIX
Callsign: SA_LOYAL
Assigned Unit: -none-
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